So, God controls the entire universe except for this one place: hell. Now, hell is run by the Devil, and the Devil hates God. Alright, so you've lied, cheated, stolen, and been a dick your entire life. Why's the Devil going to punish you? He's going to really dig you. You're one of his boys.
It's not like if your good all your life that when you finally get into heaven that God is going to say, thanks for all your good work see that big titted whore with the line of blow running down her she's yours. Welcome to salvation. No, that's not going to happen.
All the good drugs and whores are going to be in hell. a.k.a The fun place.
What's hell got? Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
What's heaven got? Eternal bliss. That's going to suck. Anything that's eternal means you will get used to it and then you'll be fucking board.
Be good and go to heaven and be bored for eternity. Be bad go to hell hang out with all your friends and party every night.
Suddenly the Devil's starting to look like an alright guy. Everything that we know about the Devil is from the bible, now that's God's book. The Devil's never put out a book. If you ask me, I think the Devil's being the bigger man because God's just writing all this shit about him, and the Devil is taking the high road and not even bothering to respond.
Have you ever noticed that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else?
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